WANTED!!! Jesus of Nazareth

JerusalemPDA REWARD OF 50 SHEKELS OF SILVER WILL BE PAID TO WHOMEVER CAN PRODUCE THE (PRESUMABLY “RESURRECTED“) BODY THEREBY DESTROYING THIS DANGEROUS MYTH WHICH EVEN NOW IS SPREADING LIKE WILD FIRE

RAP SHEET

NAME: Yeshua (Jesus) DATE OF BIRTH: 0000 A.D.

BIRTHPLACE: Manger Square, Bethlehem OCCUPATION: Carpenter, Rabbi

ALIASES: Messiah, Prince of Peace, Rose of Sharon, The Way, Lion of Judah

ALLEGED CRIMES: Healing on the Sabbath, criticizing the religious establishment, feeding multitudes of people without a food service permit, performing miracles (changing water into wine, exorcising demons, walking on water) thereby creating a public disturbance, overturning tables of money changers, consorting with murderers, thieves, beggars, whores and tax collectors, repeatedly referring to himself as the “Son of God” and blessing and forgiving others’ sins.

PLACES SEEN: The Jerusalem Temple, Mount of Olives, Garden of Gethsemane, The Upper Room, Sea of Galilee (with/without a boat), Judean wilderness, Jordan River

MODE OF TRAVEL: Walking, donkey

COMPANIONS: (the late) John the Immerser, 12 disciples, Mary Magdalene, 5,000 hungry people, Bartimaeus (healed of blindness).

WARNING!! If approached by Yeshua be extremely careful as you may be overwhelmed by his totally unconditional love, mercy and forgiveness. His feelings for you are very disarming and considered very dangerous by those intent on rejecting Yeshua and his sin-atoning sacrifice.

BEWARE: If you do embrace Yeshua as your Messiah-Redeemer, remember his very own words “I will never leave you nor forsake you”.

According to his disciples, Yeshua ascended to His Father G-d and until his return, now lives in the hearts and minds of those who believe in him (go figure……). For other details on Yeshua, read John’s gospel which should be inscribed and distributed by the time you read this.

Commissioner: Moishe ben-Haded Year: 30 A.D.
Chief of Police: Elijah Ha-Aman

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